Thursday, December 08, 2005

ZOO
It's a boring day - I've got nothing to do Except to get a load of retards and drive 'em to the zoo
- Dead Milkmen
I've been in a Wal-Mart one time and one time only. And because of my hatred of this company and the utter shit sold there, my hard earned money stayed safely tucked away in my back pocket. I went there, reluctantly, with an ex. We were in what most white people would consider a "bad" neighborhood (in otherwords.....one of those neighborhoods where white people are afraid to exit their cars, hit the automatic door locks as soon as they cross that imaginary border from "their" neighborhood into the "hood" and think every black guy walking by is either a stone cold killer, rapist or drug dealer). Nevertheless, the Wal-Mart was still packed with horrendously fat white people, gleefully displaying to each other their wonderful "finds." I was physically sick before I even exited the car.
The inside of the place was monolithic, and after passing packs of fat white families headed out the store with their shopping carts full of cheap Chinese made treasures, we were welcomed by what appeared to be an insane homeless person dressed in a blue smock with a dead-eyed grin pasted upon his face. One of those huge grins that never seems to relax. The type indicative of years of treatment with anti-psychotic drugs. Anyway, after evading the funhouse clown grinner, I ran-walked next to my ex who was bent on buying some sort of candy they claimed was only available at Wal-Mart. Whatever. We agreed to meet back in this exact spot in 10 minutes.
I began walking up and down the aisles, squeezing past one fat white woman after another. The store was packed with low priced shit. EVERYTHING I picked up was made in China. EVERYTHING. Of course this company could charge the lowest prices for their shit.....it was ALL made by some poor Chinese guy pulling down $2.50 a week. This criminal Walton family has made a fucking fortune by selling cheap shit they bought for even cheaper prices. They're each worth what, $10 BILLION or so? Yet they just can't seem to pay their employees a livable wage OR ante up for some health coverage. Fuck Wal-Mart and fuck all these stupid, greedy Americans who dare to give them one red cent. The place was essentially an American sweatshop. Acceptable because my fellow Americans get hard-on's thinking they're getting some earth shattering deal (like the $12.00 DVD player). Fucking idiots.
Would YOU work for $5.50 an hour, forced to wear some concentration camp blue vest and a yellow Star of David, I mean a yellow smiley face, on your breast pocket? Fuck no. You wouldn't wake up in the morning for $5.50 an hour. But you'll surely drive your fat ass and your fat kids and your fat wife 100 miles to the nearest Wal-Mart at 4:00 am and wait outside, in the cold, in a fucking LINE, to be one of the first idiots to stampede through the front doors and fight with your fellow countrymen (actually throw punches) in order to obtain a $4.50 microwave or a $50.00 bigscreen TV or some other overhyped piece of shit that I guarantee will fall the fuck apart within the year. And all the while some poor slob, someone not lucky enough to have gone to college or maybe just someone down on their luck, someone paid so little that even THEY cannot afford the 'Always Low Prices' has to sit there all day and wait on your greedy asses, psychotically smiling away and wishing you a MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS. They probably want to slit your fat, greedy throats and watch you bleed out on the floor in front of them. Welcome to Wal-Mart, have a good day.